Feat. Jack

Originally Published: 11-20-2015

Does it really matter at this point if Major League Baseball is spying on us anymore? Probably not since we willingly give up all of our personal info for the chance to see a picture of a high school acquaintance's baby roll onto it's stomach for the first time. But we do still drug the crap out of our preteens to get them to straighten up and fly right, which makes today's episode still pretty relevant! More importantly, we dish the details on how to get your own miniature horse, that wears tiny Jordans and can enter public buildings any time they want. We also revisit the difficulty of the first Zelda game and why it stinks to play Halo 5 if you're poor.